The shirt says it so you don't have to. Heavyweight, garment-dyed, printed once and never again. $40, free US shipping, and the profit pays working artists.
No joke on the front.
That's the joke.
The line lands about two seconds after someone reads your chest, right around the time they wish they hadn't. That pause is the whole product. Wear it to dinner. Watch someone read your chest and decide not to ask. Printed once, never restocked, and every purchase pays a working artist.
No dinner just sugar, three ways · live now · printed once
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Three releases every two weeks · miss one and it's gone
Comfort Colors garment-dyed heavyweight, printed washed-in so it never sits on top like a sticker. The details live on the label, where a sugar brand keeps them.
* Percent deadpan values are not evaluated by anyone. One drop only. When it's gone it's gone.
Profit from Drop 001 goes to working artists: grants, materials, studio time. The least serious way to fund something serious.
Two weeks between releases. Leave an email and you'll know the minute the next one is up, and before this one comes down. No newsletter, no noise.