The shirt says it so you don't have to. Heavyweight, garment-dyed, printed once and never again. $45, and the profit pays working artists.
No joke on the front.
That's the joke.
The line lands about two seconds after someone reads your chest, right around the time they wish they hadn't. That pause is the whole product. Wear it to dinner. Watch someone read your chest and decide not to ask. Printed once, never restocked, and every purchase pays a working artist.
The thesis
The average American eats about 17 teaspoons of added sugar a day. The ceiling is closer to six. Nobody signed up for that. It's in the bread, the sauce, the yogurt that calls itself healthy, the stuff that doesn't taste sweet. In 1967 the sugar lobby paid Harvard scientists to point the finger at fat, then spent sixty years being right about how much you'd buy. "No dinner just sugar" isn't a bit. It's a status report. You're already living it. We just printed it, and the profit goes to working artists instead of them.
No dinner just sugar, four ways · live now · printed once
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Three releases every two weeks · miss one and it's gone
Comfort Colors garment-dyed heavyweight, printed washed-in so it never sits on top like a sticker. The details live on the label, where a sugar brand keeps them.
* Percent deadpan values are not evaluated by anyone. One drop only. When it's gone it's gone.
Profit from Drop 001 goes to working artists: grants, materials, studio time. The least serious way to fund something serious.
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